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	<title>Dan Burt - Comedy Writer</title>
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		<title>Baton Practice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 03:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I started a neighborhood fire practicing my flaming baton twirling. I tossed it a bit too high and it got stuck in a tree and… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/baton-practice/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Otto and the Robot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Otto found a new friend. I think the robot likes him! The robot pets the right spot, making Otto’s arms fly in the air! The… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/otto-and-the-robot/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>My Muse Harland</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Yellow Ham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heckling Myself]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new installment of Heckling Myself is up at The Yellow Ham. My Muse Harland: My drunk, cross-dressing muse Harland is in rehab. <a href="http://www.danburt.com/my-muse-harland/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Bread</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monkey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monkey bread]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sea-monkeys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I frightened my pet monkey when I said something about making monkey bread. After I found him shivering underneath my bed, I lured him out… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/monkey-bread/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Snuff Film</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/snuff-film/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laundry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve seen a snuff film before and I don’t know why anybody would get a thrill from it. The movie I watched just showed three… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/snuff-film/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bubble Pipe</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/bubble-pipe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bubble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bubble pipe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pipe]]></category>

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		<title>Peaches</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:06:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pantaloons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peaches]]></category>

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		<title>Kugelmass Issue #2</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/kugelmass-issue-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[journal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[literary humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody’s favorite literary humor journal is out with a new issue — Kugelmass Issue #2! This issue has quite an impressive lineup: Aimee Bender, Yoni… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/kugelmass-issue-2/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Humor Website — The Yellow Ham</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/new-humor-website-the-yellow-ham/</link>
		<comments>http://www.danburt.com/new-humor-website-the-yellow-ham/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Yellow Ham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedians]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dark humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fake news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor pieces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor submissions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor website]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knock knock jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sketch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[www.theyellowham.com/ The Yellow Ham is up and running and ready to spread the funny all over the Internet. I have a short sketch called “Excuses”… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/new-humor-website-the-yellow-ham/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/happy-new-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 02:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy New Year]]></category>

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		<title>I Only Have Eyes for You</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/i-only-have-eyes-for-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.danburt.com/i-only-have-eyes-for-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Only Have Eyes for You]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[singing]]></category>

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		<title>A Greeting from Santa</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/a-greeting-from-santa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.danburt.com/a-greeting-from-santa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greeting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category>

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		<title>Santa Wants to Know</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/santa-wants-to-know/</link>
		<comments>http://www.danburt.com/santa-wants-to-know/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category>

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		<title>My Funny Valentine — The Book</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/my-funny-valentine-the-book/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[book]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Funny Valentine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[UPDATED 02.08.11 — See below] A literary aphrodisiac! (Read more below). [UPDATED 12.09.11 — See below] Do you need a stocking stuffer that will cause… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/my-funny-valentine-the-book/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Raw and Uncensored Comedy: Nanowrimo Day #30</title>
		<link>http://www.danburt.com/raw-and-uncensored-comedy-nanowrimo-day-30/</link>
		<comments>http://www.danburt.com/raw-and-uncensored-comedy-nanowrimo-day-30/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Burt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[amazing book]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[burlap sack]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[grand ole opry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greasy fiber]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[hords]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to build a fence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[–I tried writing in front of a live, studio audience, but no one made a sound so I had to go back to using a… <a href="http://www.danburt.com/raw-and-uncensored-comedy-nanowrimo-day-30/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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